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تحذير هام جدا لكل من يستخدم لـ "الاساور" و"السلاسل" المستوردة

2012-02-16T17:18:00.004-08:00

حذر مصدر مسئول بالطاقة الذرية من خطورة استخدام المواطنين لـ "الاساور" و"السلاسل" المستوردة من الخارج بزعم أنها تنظم طاقة الجسم وتعالج الروماتيزم مشيراً إلي أن عينات الاساور والسلاسل التي فحصتها وتعاملت معها الهيئة بالكشف الاشعاعي تبين احتواؤها علي مواد مشعة ونسبة اشعاع قاتل بها.
قال في تصريحات خاصة لـ "المساء" أن الهيئة أوصت كافة الجهات المختصة بعدم استيراد هذه الاساور أو السلاسل.

Madonna Queen of Egypt offers a wonderful concert in the finals of "Superoball" .. pictures

2012-02-06T09:15:00.000-08:00

Starred pop star Madonna, known blatant and bold style on Sunday at a ceremony Superball final (American football) made a presentation where the impressive half-time.

Madonna has seemed like an Egyptian queen wore a boot where the high and short black dress with high neck and impressed the crowd who had gathered in the "Indianapolis" in Indiana to see the meeting between the teams, "New York Gainc" and "New England Patriots."

And provided some of her songs from Madonna's latest album, "The MD Eh" also provided some athletic movements with the crew of dancers, which its owner.

It was expected that 173 million watched the game on an American network, "NBC."

It is noteworthy that the offer be held in the break between the two halves of "Soprobol" represents a fundamental tradition in American culture.

Madonna has earlier expressed concern about the offer but was able to impress all viewers by d. A. B

Kim Kardashian from clothes to sports corduroy result reveals exercises

2012-02-06T08:57:00.000-08:00

Currently focusing socialite Kim Kardashian to restore the grace to go daily to the gym, and in the earlier the day before yesterday was seen Kim -31 years - heading to the gym without makeup wearing pants black "Lycra" for sport, and later in the day were seen Kim in Beverly Hills reveals the harsh result of this exercise where she was wearing a black short pants, loose shirt with beige half Mvetohman coordinated with a black jacket, and Putin beige color.

سلمى حايك في فستان من الدانتيل يكشف مفاتنها لحضور عرض برادا

2012-01-26T15:19:00.000-08:00

كشفت الممثلة السمراء سلمى حايك-45 عاما- عن منحنياتها في الامس من خلال فستان اسود من الدانتيل منخفض قليلا من عند الصدر لحضور معرض 24H Museum أحد الأحداث المهمة التي تنظّمه "برادا" على هامش أسبوع الموضة في باريس. الليلة الماضية.
واكملت سلمى اطلالتها مع قلادة ضيقة حول عنقها مخملية سوداء من ايف سان لوران وحقيبة جلدية من المصمم نفسه.
ورافق سلمى الى هذا الحدث زوجها رجل الاعمال الفرنسي هنري بينو .

Jennifer Lopez dancing for the young lover gown skin and warmly embraced

2012-01-19T11:49:00.000-08:00

Although the meeting of the singer Jennifer Lopez, 42, with ex-husband singer Marc Anthony again on Sunday to promote the program combines them, but Lopez did not change her mind about her lover young Kasper Smart where presence with her in yesterday during the filming of new clip was Lopez take breaks to kiss and embrace her lover, who was enjoyed and portrayed through his phone.
Lopez was wearing skin tight pants with a red shirt is the most famous curves Riqstha learn the steps to the next Klipea.
Referred to the publication of some reports say that Lopez paid pocket money each week for Casper Smart, up to 10 thousand dollars by 40 thousand dollars a month .

UN-JOB VACANCY

2012-01-07T21:31:00.001-08:00

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A. Environmental Officer

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They are responsible for development oversight, management, and evaluation of programs in the following areas: bio-diversity, conservation, forestry, wildlife management, water and coastal resources management, environmental education, environmental policy, environmentally sustainable agriculture, community based natural resources management, urban and industrial pollution reduction, urban planning and management (including such areas as housing, water and sanitation),urban and housing finance, energy efficiency and conservation, renewable energy applications, clean energy technologies, energy sector planning and global climate change. Environment Officers apply both a technical knowledge of their program area and a variety of management and program evaluation knowledge in order to ensure that projects meet the needs of who-usa partners and customers in a cost-effective manner.

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They direct the accounting and payment operations worldwide. In addition, they provide significant, levels of advisory services to all levels of the mission and host country governments. This includes administrative, operational and program matters concerning financial, budgetary and resource management and implementation issues.

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Overall Responsibilities: the Senior Program Officer for Nutrition works closely with Senior Child Survival/Immunization. Program Managers to plan, coordinate, implement, monitor, and evaluate child survival activities, with special attention to strengthening nutrition program activities. Work with the Senior Child Survival/Immunization Adviser and the State Child Survival/Malaria Program Managers to coordinate, implement, monitor, and evaluate the country child survival activity plan. In particular, design, plan, implement, and evaluate nutrition actions as an integral part of COMPASS activities. Coordinate, plan, implement, monitor, and evaluate nutrition activities related to Vitamin A, breast feeding promotion, complementary feeding, nutrition activities related to immunization and National Immunization Days (NIDs), Quality Protein Maize (QPM) related issues, communications/behavior change, and community mobilization. Evaluate the costs and effectiveness of Positive Deviance (PD)/Hearth approaches to improving childhood health and nutrition. Identify and coordinate with partners from The World Health Organization Children's Fund (UNICEF), World Bank, World Health Organization (WHO), Canadian International Development Agency/Micronutrient Initiative (CIDA/MI), Department for International Development (DFID) International Institute of Tropical Agriculture (IITA), Helen Keller International (HKI),community-Directed Treatment and Ivermectin (CDTI) Program, other academic institutions, Private Voluntary Organizations (PVOs), and Non-governmental Organizations (NGOs) for the development of activities at scale to reach high geographical coverage.

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They are responsible for strategy development, policy formulation, performance reporting,project management, and public outreach. They are looked upon to ensure that the Mission's operational procedures are designed to elicit team work, emphasize shared values, make known programming priorities, and reward innovation. Program/Project development officers must be able to apply leadership and management skills in order to ensure that program activities are designed and implemented to achieve stated objectives, within resource constraints and in a timely manner.

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They analyze, advise, and assist with the development of host country education human resources and man power planning systems. Strategies are designed to improve existing education programs as well as to promote organizational competencies and skills acquisition related to both individual and institutional development. Duties Include participation in Agency policy formulation, sector analysis, program and project design, program monitoring, and evaluation of activities in education and human resources.

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Model similar to Kim Kardashian: I think my ass to become a zoom like pictures

2012-01-07T17:02:00.000-08:00

There seems to be new competition for the Kim Kardashian emerged as a young fashion model Aerlandah participate in the program of the real "Big Brother" is very similar to Kim Kardashian Vićarcan in the same shape and color of eyes and have the cheek bones high and full lips, and both tend to the dresses are too narrow with high heels.

Georgia Sabla, the smallest of the four years, Kim does not have the back of the famous Kim said earlier fooling it was considering surrendering to enlarge the rear to become more like Kim

דגם דומה Kim Kardashian: אני חושב התחת שלי להיות כמו זום בתמונות ..

Daniel bar Lineker topple the "Pamela Anderson" in her body on the beach

2012-01-07T16:57:00.000-08:00

Revealed the crossbar Daniel Lineker her body perfect on the beach of the sea with confidence, where she was wearing a Daniel May one-piece color dark red in St. Barts and showed through her stomach stretched and strength of an enviable and joined her husband, Gary Lineker, who walked side by side with his wife proudly on the beach.

חשפה את דניאל למשקוף Lineker גוף מושלם על חוף הים עם ביטחון, שם היא לבשה מאי דניאל מקשה אחת בצבע אדום כהה בסנט בארטס והראה דרך בטנה שלה נמתח עוצמת מעורר קנאה והצטרפה לבעלה גארי Lineker, שצעדו לצד אשתו בגאווה על חוף הים

Song Live is Life - Opus

2011-12-23T19:30:00.000-08:00

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Lionel Richie - Hello Song Listen and watch

2011-12-23T07:47:00.000-08:00

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Listen chris de burgh suzana Songs Video

2011-12-23T07:44:00.000-08:00

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YMCA Song

2011-12-23T07:41:00.001-08:00

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BEE JEES- Stayin alive :D Song

2011-12-23T07:38:00.001-08:00

BEE JEES- Stayin alive :D

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The Killer of Marilyn Monroe is from Lebanon

2011-11-23T10:44:00.000-08:00

Start a play "Who Killed Marilyn" by signing RIA and Marwa Khalil Haider,

Nadeem and directed by Dabis, the seventh of next month on the stage of mono. In the details, according to some sources, Marilyn Monroe did not commit suicide, but the one that killed her, so it is possible for Lebanon to be the crime scene. After nearly fifty years of her death, still Marilyn Monroe curiosity and her death remains a mystery, from here the hypothesis of the play "Why be a killer Marilyn Monroe Lebanese?", And in nine of the paintings, tells us to suspect that all people have participated in the killing of Marilyn. And embodies all of the new portrait of the characters that she met Monroe in Beirut.

The Most Exciting Woman Rosie Whiteley: I was ugly in my teens and I put an ingredient of the teeth

2011-11-23T10:39:00.000-08:00

Able to model Victoria's Secret Rosie Whiteley beauty
to replace actress exciting Megan Fox, but Rosie known beauty magician admitted in an interview with the magazine Harper's Bazaar that they were not this beauty all her life, but the age of 15 resembling character actress America Ferrera in the series "Ugly Betty.

She Rzui she was heading to casting Dvaúr tons of make-up as they were denominated in place of the teeth.
It is said that Rzui is one of the most important models in the world in addition to being casual with the Victoria's Secret is the face of fragrance Burberry new brand Prada has also been selected by the magazine fhm women most exciting and obtained the rank of third most models exciting and ranked 15 for more women Jinn for money.

كيت وينسلت تكشف جمال جسدها في فستان يخدع البصر

2011-11-21T13:32:00.001-08:00

 						 							 
 	يبدو ان الممثلة البريطانية كيت وينسلت معجبة بفستان ستلا مكارتني فبعد ان  ابهرت الحضور في ايلول عند حضورها مهرجان كان في فستان يخدع البصر بألوانه  ويصقل المنحنيات بشكل مثالي, ارتدت كيت في الامس نفس تصميم الفستان لكن  بلون الاحمر من الامام والاسود من الخلف في حفل افتتاح فيلمها " Carnage "  في العاصمة الفرنسيوة باريس من اخراج المخرج الشهير رومان بولانسكي والذي  انضم اليها على السجادة الحمراء.
 	كيت التي بدت في جسم مثالي والشكر يعود الى الخدعة البصرية التي يقدمها الفستان. رفعت شعرها واختارت مكياج بسيط مع صندل اسود

 							 																 										التعريفات:  										كيت وينسلت - باريس - افتتاح فيلم " Carnage " - رومان بولانسك

Jennifer Lopez‏ Funny Images

2011-11-21T12:15:00.000-08:00

Jennifer Lopez‏ images

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Video -Girl Trampoline Fail

2011-11-20T12:16:00.000-08:00

Girl Trampoline Fail

Very funny bikini girl falls from the trampoline

Spot The Fail Very Funny Wrestling - by Gary Busey

2011-11-15T15:04:00.001-08:00

Best Ad Up till now look at the right side bottom - by Pam Anderson

2011-11-15T14:55:00.001-08:00

Gr8 Stunt With A Bike ..

2011-11-15T08:39:00.000-08:00

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It is you Very Funny Short Story

2011-11-15T08:31:00.000-08:00

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Who says We Think Different ? Funny Joke

2011-11-15T08:24:00.000-08:00

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Read IRISH Funny JOKES

2011-11-12T10:23:00.001-08:00

     
IRISH JOKES
 
Joe says to Paddy: "Close your curtains the next time you're shagging your wife.  The whole street was watching and laughing at you yesterday."  Paddy says: "Well the joke's on them stupid bastards because I wasn't even at home yesterday."
 
Mick walks into Paddy's barn and catches him dancing naked and playing with himself in front of a tractor..  Mick says, "Oh, no, Paddy, what ya doing?"  Paddy says,  "Well me and Mary haven't been getting on in the bedroom lately & the therapist recommended I do something sexy to attracter.....
 
The Irish have solved their own fuel problems.  They imported 50 million tonnes of sand from the Arabs and they're going to drill for their own oil.
 
Paddy says to Mick - I'm ready for a holiday, only this year I'm going to do it a bit different. 3 years ago I went to Spain and Mary got pregnant. Two years ago I went to Italy and Mary got pregnant. Last year I went to Majorca and Mary got pregnant.  Mick asks - So what are you going to do this year?.  Paddy replies, -  I'll take her with me!
 
Paddy says to Mick,  "Christmas is on a Friday this year".... Mick says "Let's hope it's not the 13th." !!
 
Paddy & Mick find three grenades, so they take them to a police station.  Mick:  "What if one explodes before we get there?"  Paddy: "We'll lie and say we only found two.!!"
 
Paddy's in the bathroom and Murphy shouts to him.  "Did you find the shampoo?"  Paddy says, "yes but it's for dry hair and I've just wet mine."
 
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HARD Notice of a company to employees! ( Have You Received )

2011-11-09T20:26:00.001-08:00

  HRD Notice of a company to employees! ( Have You Received )

 

 

 HRD Notice of a company to employees! 
   
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 Dear STAFF, 
 Please be advised that these are NEW rules and regulations implemented to raise the efficiency of our firm. 
 *********** 1) TRANSPORTATION : 
 It is advised that you come to work driving a car according to your salary. a) If we see you driving a Honda, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore you do not need a raise. 
 b) If you drive a 10 year old car or taking public transportation, we assume you must have lots of savings therefore you do not need a raise. 
 c) If you drive a Pickup, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise. 
 *********** 
 2) ANNUAL LEAVE : 
 Each employee will receive 104 Annual Leave days a year ( Wow! said 1 employee). - They are called SATURDAYs AND SUNDAYs. *********** 3)  LUNCH BREAK : a) Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch as they need to eat more so that they can look healthy. 
 b) Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure. c) Fat people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim Fast and take a diet pill. 
 *********** 4) SICK DAYS : We will no longer accept a doctor Medical Cert as proof of sickness. - If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work. 
 *********** 5) SURGERY : As long as you are an employee here, you need all your organs. - You should not consider removing anything. We hired you intact. 
- To have something removed constitutes a breach of employment. *********** 6) INTERNET USAGE : All personal Internet usage will be recorded and charges will be deducted from your bonus (if any) and if we decide not to give you any, charges 
 will be deducted from your salary. - Important  Note: Charges applicable as Rs.20 per minute as we have 10MB connection. Just for information, 73% of staff will not be entitled to any salary for next 3 months as their Internet charges have exceeded their 3 months salary. 
 Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplation, consternation and input should be directed somewhere else. 
 Best Regards , HRD *********** 
 
       

Bear is My Friend ( Unusual Friendship )

2011-11-09T19:33:00.001-08:00

  Bear My Friend ( Unusual Friendship )

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Middle East Girls can do duck lips also

2011-11-09T09:07:00.000-08:00

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Female Bodies Shapes and Figures by images

2011-11-09T09:03:00.000-08:00

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Beautiful Kissing Cats

2011-11-09T08:59:00.000-08:00

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Some Quotes which I believe in

2011-11-09T08:13:00.000-08:00

Some Quotes which I believe in
 
Failing to plan is planning to fail.
 
Winners don't do different things, they do things differently.
 
Learn the wisdom of compromise, for it is better to bend a little than to break.
 
Time management is life management so guard your time with great care
 
You must discover that which makes us unique.
 
We must become the change we want to see. --Mahatma Gandhi
 
"If you do everything with the feeling of happiness, there will be no task too difficult to perform."
 
Keep track of what you do, there is someone surely to ask.
 
Know more than other, work more than others, expect less than others. (Three keys to success)
 
Don't compare yourself with someone else, if you do so, you are insulting yourself.
 
If someone feels that they have never made mistake in their life this means they never tried new things in the life
 
Everyone thinks to change the world but no one thinks to change himself/herself.
 
You are today where your thoughts have brought you;  you will be tomorrow where your thoughts take you. (James Allen)
 
Any task we approach with a negative attitude is already half lost.
 
The impossible can always be broken down into possibilities
 
If you always do your best you will be free from regrets
 
Know  Your G.P.M. (Goal + Plan + Measurements) - Goal: what do u want to do.  Plan: how you are going to do. Measurement: what to measure when.
 
A thousand disappointments in the past cannot equal the power of one positive action right now. Go ahead and go for it.
 
If  you've previously told yourself that it can't be done, this is the  moment to change your assumption. When you can dream it, imagine it and  visualize it, you can do it.
 
Instead of making excuses, make some progress. Instead of looking back with regret, step forward with enthusiasm.
 
If  you focus too much on the past, you'll be held back by limitations that  may no longer even exist. Instead, look forward with positive  expectation, and you'll find yourself quickly moving in a forward  direction.
 
Believing everybody is dangerous; believing nobody is very dangerous.
 
"The quality of our thoughts determines our own personal degree of happiness."
 
If you cannot bite, never show your teeth.
 
Those who think it can not be done must get out of the way of those who think it can be done!
 
I don't need luck I have skills.
 
"To have fear means, that I am danger to myself as well as to others."

Do you know ? - Very Special Strange informations

2011-11-09T08:00:00.000-08:00

Do you know?
  
If you are right handed, you  will tend to chew your food on the right side of your mouth. If you are  left handed, you will tend to chew your food on the left side of your  mouth.
 
To make half a kilo of honey, bees must collect nectar from over 2 million individual flowers
 
Heroin is the brand name of morphine once marketed by 'Bayer'.
 
Communications giant Nokia was founded in 1865 as a wood-pulp mill by Fredrik Idestam.
 
Tourists visiting Iceland should know that tipping at a restaurant is considered an insult!
 
People in nudist colonies play volleyball more than any other sport.
 
Albert Einstein was offered the presidency of Israel in 1952, but he declined.
 
Astronauts can't belch - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in their stomachs.
 
Ancient Roman, Chinese and German societies often used urine as mouthwash.
 
The average person who stops smoking requires one hour less sleep a night.
 
The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows. In the Renaissance era, it was fashion to shave them off!
 
Because  of the speed at which Earth moves around the Sun, it is impossible for a  solar eclipse to last more than 7 minutes and 58 seconds.
 
The night of January 20 is "Saint Agnes's Eve", which is regarded as a time when a young woman dreams of her future husband.
 
There are over 25 million bubbles waiting to burst out of each bottle of Champagne
 
Google is actually the common name for a number with a million zeros
 
It takes glass one million years to decompose, which means it never wears out and can be recycled an infinite amount of times!
 
The heat of peppers is rated on the Scoville scale
 
Gold is the only metal that doesn't rust, even if it's buried in the ground for thousands of years
 
Your tongue is the only muscle in your body that is attached at only one end
 
If you stop getting thirsty, you need to drink more water. When a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off.
 
Each year 2,000,000 smokers either quit smoking or die of tobacco-related diseases.

Marketing Concepts Examples for MBA Students

2011-11-09T07:52:00.001-08:00

 
A Professor Explained Marketing to MBA Students
 
You see gorgeous girl in party, you go to her & say I am rich marry me - That's – Direct Marketing.
 
 You attend party & your friend goes to a girl & pointing at you  tells her. He' is very rich, marry him - That's Advertising.
 
Girl walks to you & says u are rich, can u marry me? - "That's Brand Recognition"
 
You say I m very rich marry me & she slaps you - "That's Customer Feedback"
 
You say I m very rich marry me & she introduces you to her husband - "That's Demand & Supply Gap"
 
Before you say I m rich, marry me, you wife arrives - That's Restriction from Entering New Market.

Thought for the Day !!

2011-11-09T07:35:00.001-08:00

 
Instead of protecting your Ego and Losing the relationship,

Lose your Ego and protect  the relationship..

Retired husband Joke - Short Story

2011-11-09T07:31:00.001-08:00

 
After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target.
 
Unfortunately,  like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get  out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to  browse.
 
Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Target:
 
Dear Mrs. Harris,
 
Over  the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our  store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both  of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Harris,  are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras:
 
June 15: He took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking.
 
July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
 
July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.
 
 July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice,  'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away'. This caused the employee  to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her  Supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing  management to lose time and costing the company money.
 
August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway.
 
August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
 
 August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the  children shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and  blankets from the bedding department to which twenty children obliged.
 
 August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying  and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' EMTs were  called.
 
. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.
 
September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.
 
October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the ' Mission Impossible' theme.
 
October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look' by using different sizes of funnels.
 
October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'
 
 October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed  a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'
 
And last, but not least:
 
 October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile,  then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.' One of  the clerks passed out.

RE: Delivery Status: Awaiting Delivery Address Re-confirmation?

2011-11-09T06:54:00.000-08:00

Greetings!

I have been waiting for you since to contact me for your Confirmable Bank

Draft of $720.000.00 United States Dollars, but I did not hear from you since

that time. Then I went and deposited the Draft with FEDEX COURIER SERVICE,

West Africa, I travelled out of the country for a 2 Months Course and I will

not come back till end of December. What you have to do now is to contact the

FEDEX COURIER SERVICE as soon as possible to know when they will deliver your

package to you because of the expiring date. For your information, I have paid

for the delivering Charge, Insurance premium and Clearance Certificate Fee of

the Cheque showing that it is not a Drug Money or meant to sponsor Terrorist

attack in your Country.

The only money you will send to the FEDEX COURIER SERVICE to deliver your

Draft direct to your postal Address in your country is ($100.00 USD) only being Security Keeping Fee of the Courier Company so far.

Again, don't be deceived by anybody to pay any other money except $100.00 US Dollars. I would

have paid that but they said no because they don't know when you will contact

them and in case of demurrage.You have to contact the FEDEX COURIER SERVICE

now for the delivery of your Draft with this information bellow;

Contact Person: Damian Mosley

Email Address: redstar_ng@blumail.org

Finally, make sure that you reconfirm your Postal address(..................) and Direct

telephone number to them again to avoid any mistake on the Delivery Let me repeat again, try to

contact them as soon as you receive this mail to avoid any further delay and

remember to pay them their Security Keeping fee of $100.00 US Dollars for

their immediate action.

You should also let me know through email as soon as you receive your Draft.

Yours Faithfully,

Mr. Erik Emmapoupolou

Reasons We Love Google Logo :"-) by images

2011-11-05T17:15:00.001-07:00

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Why Are Women Bad Drivers images

2011-11-05T17:11:00.001-07:00

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Celebrities Who Are Now Nobodies - Avalanchers

2011-11-05T14:37:00.001-07:00

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Seriously. Don't Wake Me Up. Funny

2011-11-04T02:55:00.001-07:00

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كيم كارداشيان مثيرة جدا بعد طلب الطلاق

2011-11-03T21:26:00.001-07:00

 							كيم كارداشيان مثيرة بالابيض في اول مقابلة لها بعد الانفصال 							 						 								
  									  								 														
 	في اول مقابلة لها تلفزيونية بعد اعلانها انفصالها عن زوجها كريس هامفريز  قالت كيم كارداشيان ان سبب الانفصال يعود الى حدسها حيث حلت ضيفة هي  وشقيقتها على البرانمج الصباحي على احدى القنوات الاسترالية واجابت على  سؤال اذا حاولت انقاذ الزواج :" اعتقد عندما تعلم في اعماق قلبك يجب  الاستماع الى حدسك الخاص وتتبع قلبك ,لا يوجد خطا او صواب لتقوم به".
 	واضافت انها غير مستعدة كانت للاستعانة بالمشورة او مساعدة من احد.
 	وبدت كيم في المقابلة مهتمة اكثر بالترويج لمجموعة الكارداشيان الجديدة  للحقائب وبررت هذا الامر لانها تلتزم مع معجبيها خاصة في استراليا ولا تريد  ان تخذل احد من اجل حياتها الشخصية.
 	وتابعت انها سعيدة بوجود شقيقتها الصغرى كلوي وزوجها للوقوف بجانبها و وابدت كلوي بدورها اعجابها بقوة كيم .
 	يشار الى ان الشقيقتان كيم وكلوى كاردشيان مع زوجها لامار وصلوا الى  سيدنى  يوم الأربعاء فيما يعد أكبر حدث فني تشهده أكبر مدينة استرالية منذ  أن استضافت حفل معشوق المراهقين المغنى جاستين بيبر وستقوم الشقيقتان بفتح  فرح جديد لمتجرهم .

موقع البيت بيتكطيارون يهبطون بطائراتهم لأداء الصلاة فى وقتها
سكارليت  يوهانسون : صورى العارية كانت من اجل طليقى فقط
صورة رخصة فتاة عاهرة مصرية (دعارة) قبل ثورة يوليو
بعد الزواج الاسطورى بشهرين كارديشيان تطلب الطلاق
قمر تدفع خمسة آلاف جنيه بعد علاقة آثمة
تشويه الفنانات و صورهن على الإنترنت مع المعتصم نجل القذافى
فنزويلا موطن ملكات جمال العالم والكون على مر الاعوام..بالصور
أمريكي يطلب الشرطة لصديقته خوفاً من حبيبته
مليون دولار مقابل نشر صور ليندسي لوهان عارية
علمانيات تونسيات ضد فوز النهضة ويهددن بالتجرد تماما من ثيابهن والتعري التام في الطريق العام

ن - لا

An upset kayak.. LOL

2011-10-30T18:16:00.001-07:00

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( WHICH ONE YOU LIKED ) Artful and Funny Coffins

2011-10-30T11:29:00.001-07:00

 Artful and Funny Coffins 
   
 Westminster Kennel Club dog show ( crazy pictures ) 

 Incredible Accuracy ( amazing video clip ) 

 Halloween cakes ( 46 images ) 

 Magic Moving Images   ( must see video ) 

 Petra Jordan ( beautiful place ) 

 Story time kids... ( story ) 

 magician and parrot ( funny joke ) 

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( SIZZLING BABES ) Askmen's Top 10 Babes

2011-10-30T11:27:00.000-07:00

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2011-10-28T19:03:00.001-07:00

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I love you.. Creative

2011-10-28T18:56:00.001-07:00

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Bombing for peace is like.. !

2011-10-28T18:30:00.001-07:00

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SOTNE CAPS LOCK !!!.. LOL

2011-10-28T13:30:00.001-07:00

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Software engineer and his wife

2011-10-27T20:05:00.001-07:00

Software engineer and his wife..

Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.
Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
Husband - hard disk full.
Wife - have you brought the saree.
Husband - Bad command or file name.
Wife - but I told you about it in morning
Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.
Wife - hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary.
Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.
Wife - at least give me your credit card, I can do some shopping.
Husband - sharing violation, access denied.
Wife - I made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband - data type mismatch.
Wife - you are useless.
Husband - by default.
Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot.

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Indian tourist .. (joke)

2011-10-27T13:38:00.001-07:00

Indian tourist ..

An Indian tourist walks into a curio shop in San Francisco.
Looking around at the exotica, he notices a very lifelike,
Life-sized bronze statue of a rat. It has no price tag,
But is so striking he decides he must have it.
He takes it to the owner: "How much for the bronze rat?"
"Twelve dollars for the rat, one hundred dollars for the Story,"says the owner.
The tourist gives the man twelve dollars.
"I'll just take the rat, you can keep the story."
As he walks down the street carrying his bronze rat,
He notices that a few real rats crawl out of the alleys
And sewers and begin following him down the street.
This is disconcerting; he begins walking faster.
But within a couple blocks, the herd of rats behind
Him grows to hundreds, and they begin squealing.
He begins to trot toward the Bay, looking around to see
That the rats now numbered in the MILLIONS, and are still
Squealing and coming toward him faster and faster.
Concerned, even scared, he runs to the edge of the Bay
And throws the bronze rat...
Continue reading...

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صور.. خبراء: يجب ان تأكلوا الحشرات لانها مفيدة

2011-10-27T08:12:00.001-07:00

 
اتفق خبراء من منظمة الاغذية والزراعة في الامم المتحدة انه ينبغي اقناع الناس على اكل الحشرات!!!! بدلا من اللحوم .
 
وذلك  مثلا , لان في الجنادب اكبر قدر من البروتين من اللحم , وهو ارخص من اللحم  . واشار خبراء , ان هناك ما يقارب ال 1400 نوع من الحشرات المناسبة للاكل ,  وتؤكل في عدة دول , منها في افريقيا , اسيا وامريكا الشمالية والجنوبية.  وهي تعتبر لدى البعض طعاما شهيا وهي نظام غذائي يومي.
 
بالصور, خبراء: يجب ان تأكلوا حشرات لانها مفيدة !!
 


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بالصور, خبراء: يجب ان تأكلوا حشرات لانها مفيدة !!
 
 
بالصور, خبراء: يجب ان تأكلوا حشرات  لانها مفيدة !!

بالصور, خبراء: يجب ان تأكلوا حشرات لانها مفيدة !!

You know you had fun when...

2011-10-26T23:35:00.001-07:00

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4 Naked Chicks And A Hot Tub... (Open Carefully)

2011-10-26T23:33:00.000-07:00

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