Top 9 Funniest News p aper Classifieds (Actual excerpts from classified sections of city newspapers) ************ * 1. Illiterate? Write today for free help.(man....if only I knew A B C....)
************ * 2. Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once; you'll never go anywhere again. (sure...thanx for the warning!)************ *3. 3-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred. (in months or years?)************ *4. Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated. Come here first.(check it out)************ *5. Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children. (howwww sweeeet)************ *6. Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.(wow! A free trip to heaven?)************ *7. Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it. (uh...huh!)************ *8. Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.(hey....who taught cows the bad habit??)************ *9. We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand. (nice work)************ *
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