FW: : engineers joks ( Makes You Laugh )

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Subject: : engineers joks ( Makes You Laugh )
Date: Fri, 29 May 2009 6:56:43
From: Safiya Khan <Undisclosed@.missing.host.name>

engineers joks

 
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Q: How do you drive an engineer completely insane?
A: Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him, and fold up a road map the wrong way. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - Q: When does a person decide to become an engineer? A: When he realizes he doesn't have the charisma to be an undertaker.
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - Q: What do engineers use for birth control? A: Their personalities. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - Q: How can you tell an extroverted engineer?
A: When he talks to you, he looks at your shoes instead of his own. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - Q: Why did the engineers cross the road? A: Because they looked in the file, and that's what they did last year
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - A mechanical engineer, an electrical engineer and a software engineer are travelling in an old Fiat 500 when all of the sudden the car backfires and comes to a halt.
The mechanical engineer says "Ah! It's probably a problem with the valves, or the piston!". The electrical engineer says "Nonsense! It's most probably a problem with the spark plugs or the battery!".
The software engineer says "How about we all get out of the car, and get back in again, It might work...". ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -

 

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