Chilly Question & Ans.

 

Chilly Question & Ans.         Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?   Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday   *********   Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?   Customer: What other colors do you have?   *********   Manager: Sorry, but I can't give u a job. I don't need much help.   Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right person in this case. You see, I won't be of much help anyway!!   *********   Dad: Son, what do u want for ur birthday?   Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it.   *********   Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken. Call the manager!   Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either.   *********   Diner: You'll drive me to my grave!   Waiter: Well, you don't expect to walk there, do you?   *********   Husband: U know, wife, our son got his brain from me.   Wife: I think he did, I've still got mine with me!   *********   Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!   Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it within three days, you can keep it.   *********   Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!   Son: That's why I say she's no good!   *********