DICTIONARY FOR MEN/WOMEN ( humor )

DICTIONARY FOR MEN/WOMEN         What MEN / WOMEN Says and What their actual Meanings.   WOMEN'S WORDS   1. Yes  =  No   2. No  =  Yes   3. Maybe  =  No   4. We need  =  I want   5. I am sorry  =  you'll be sorry   6. We need to talk  =  you're in trouble   7. Fine, go ahead  =  you better not   8. Do what you want  =  you will pay for this later   9. I am not upset  =  of course I am upset, you idiot!   10. You're very attentive tonight  =  is sex all you ever think about?   *********   MEN'S WORDS            1. I am hungry  =  I am hungry   2. I am sleepy  =  I am sleepy   3. I am tired  =  I am tired   4. Nice dress  =  Nice cleavage!   5. I love you  =  let's have sex now   6. I am bored  =  Do you want to have sex?   7. May I have this dance?  =  I'd like to have sex with you   8. Can I call you sometime?  =  I'd like to have sex with you   9. Do you want to go to a movie?  =  I'd like to have sex with you   10. Can I take you out to dinner?  =  I'd like to have sex with you   **********     More Jokes & Humor for U !-) ( click on the links below )    | very official love letter  | If a STUDENT makes a mistake  | 26 reasons  | Dog Logic |   | Telephonic assistance is on its way!  | WORK Virus  | Casual Day | 9 Things I Hate  |   ............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... .....

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