Questions

I'm not going back to school ever again

Why ever not?

The teacher doesn't know a thing, all she does is ask questions!

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Mother: How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

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A software engineer was smoking.

A lady standing nearby said to him "can't you see the Warning, Smoking is injurious to health..!'.

He replied "We are bothered only about Errors, not Warnings !!"

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Waiter, 2 flies are drowned in my soup!

Waiter: Should I stop my work and train them how to swim.

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