Snacks of Humor

1] You can become an engineer if you go to an Engineering college,
but don't expect to be a President going to the Presidency College!
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[2] Expect a BUS at a BUS Stop, but Don't expect a FOOL at FULLSTOP(.)
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[3] A Mechanical engineer becomes a mechanic
then why not a software engineer become a software?
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[4] Find keys in a Key board
but do not expect a mother in mother board.
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[5] Study anything you want and get a certificate in subject of your studies
but don't expect a death certificate studying "Dying and Death."