Funny Greeting Cards - Outside and Inside

Funny Greeting Cards - Outside n Inside     1. I always wanted to have someone, someone to love. And now that you've come into my life... (Inside card) - I've changed my mind. 2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life... (Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you. 3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am.... (Inside card) - That you're not here to ruin it for me .. 4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go.... (Inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably need it again. 5. Happy Birthday! You look great for your age.... (Inside card) - Almost lifelike! 6. When we were together, you said you'd die for me... (Inside card) - Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your promise. 7. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.... (Inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father was? 8. Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday... (Inside card) - So we're having you put to sleep. 9. Looking back over the years that we have been together, I can't help but wonder..... (Inside card) - What the hell was I thinking 10. I'm so miserable without you... (Inside card) - It's almost like you're still here. 11. Thank you for being part of my life..... (Inside card) - I never knew what evil was until I met you! 12. Congratulations on your wedding day! (Inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband. 13. How can I say this.... (Inside card) - Your cooking kills me 14. I just want you to know that I'm sorry for what happened... (Inside card) - Especially since you survived. 15. Congrats on getting married... (Inside card) - It's not everyday you decide to ruin your life. 16. Someday I hope to marry... (inside card) - Someone other than you. 17. We have been friends for a very long time... (inside card) - What do you say we stop?     More Jokes & Humor for U !-) ( click on the links below )   |  Newton's laws of LOVE |  Survey on LIPSTICK |  IT Heights... |  Business Ethics |   |  Why men don't write advice columns? |  TOP 10 WAYS TO HANDLE STRESS |   ............ ......... ......... ......... ........