SOME LOGICIAL THOUGHTS and STATEMENTS

 

SOME LOGICIAL THOUGHTS and STATEMENTS     Whenever you find the key to success, someone changes the lock. _____ To Err is human, but to forgive is not a COMPANY policy. _____ The road to success??.. Is always under construction. _____ Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk. _____ In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you have ability to repay back. _____ All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening. _____ Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak. _____ Everyone has a scheme of getting rich?.. Which never works. _____ If at first you don't succeed?. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried. _____ You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side. _____ Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner. _____ 42.7% of all statistics is made on the spot. _____ As soon as you mention something?? if it is good, it is taken?. If it is bad, it happens. _____ He who has the gold, makes the rules ---- Murphy's golden rule. _____ If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? the bus is still late. _____ Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate. _____ When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions. _____ If you have paper, you don't have a pen. If you have a pen, you don't have paper. If you have both, no one calls. _____ Especially for engg. Students : If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance. _____ You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming. _____ The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom. _____ After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other. _____ If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight. _____ Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker _____ Before borrowing money from a friend, decide whether you need more. _____ There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side. _____ An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing. _____ Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of them. _____ Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference. _____ When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets. _____ Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. _____ Well done is better than well said . _____ Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when nobody is looking. _____ Where there is a WILL, there is a WAY, Where there is MONEY, there are many WAYS. _____ Where there is MONEY, there are many FRIENDS and RELATIVES. _____ Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die. _____       There are more humor articles for you click on the link below...(must read)     (1)blonde's revenge (2)New Job Titles (3)Sweeter Sides of Life (4)Quotes to think upon... (5)Please tell me "WHY"      ************ *