( Coool humors ) The Beautiful and a Bungler

 

The Beautiful and a Bungler     This morning on the freeway to work, I looked over to my left and there was a beautiful Woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her Face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner. I looked just away for a couple seconds! And when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane with flashing signal, still working on that makeup. As a man, I don't scare that easy. But she scared the hell out of me that I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the breakfast of donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned my pride big Jim and the twins balls, ruined the damn phone, soaked my pants, and disconnected an important business call.