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Smart Investing       A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died last night." Kenny replied: "Well then, just give me my money back." The farmer said: "Can't do that. I went and spent it already." Kenny said: "OK then, just unload the donkey." The farmer asked: "What you gonna to do with him?" Kenny: "I'm going to raffle him off." (Note: To raffle is to sell a thing by lottery - draw lot -! To a group of people each paying the same amount for a ticket) Farmer: "You can't raffle off a dead donkey!" Kenny: "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead." A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What happened with that dead donkey?" Kenny: "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars apiece and made a profit of $998.00." Farmer: "Didn't anyone complain?" Kenny: "Just the guy who won. So I gave him back his two dollars."   I Have More Good Stories for U !-) ( click on the links below ) ............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ..    | PRICELESS WORDS  | Breakfast at McDonalds  | wolves  | Real Love....  |   | Boy and Tree  | Come Home Early  | Cookies  | How to kill your mother in law  |   ............ ......... ......... ......... .....