The Killer of Marilyn Monroe is from Lebanon

 

Start a play "Who Killed Marilyn" by signing RIA and Marwa Khalil Haider,

The Most Exciting Woman Rosie Whiteley: I was ugly in my teens and I put an ingredient of the teeth

Able to model Victoria's Secret Rosie Whiteley beauty

كيت وينسلت تكشف جمال جسدها في فستان يخدع البصر

 

يبدو ان الممثلة البريطانية كيت وينسلت معجبة بفستان ستلا مكارتني فبعد ان ابهرت الحضور في ايلول عند حضورها مهرجان كان في فستان يخدع البصر بألوانه ويصقل المنحنيات بشكل مثالي, ارتدت كيت في الامس نفس تصميم الفستان لكن بلون الاحمر من الامام والاسود من الخلف في حفل افتتاح فيلمها " Carnage " في العاصمة الفرنسيوة باريس من اخراج المخرج الشهير رومان بولانسكي والذي انضم اليها على السجادة الحمراء.
كيت التي بدت في جسم مثالي والشكر يعود الى الخدعة البصرية التي يقدمها الفستان. رفعت شعرها واختارت مكياج بسيط مع صندل اسود

 

 

التعريفات: كيت وينسلت - باريس - افتتاح فيلم " Carnage " - رومان بولانسك

Jennifer Lopez‏ Funny Images

Jennifer Lopez‏ images

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Video -Girl Trampoline Fail

Girl Trampoline Fail

Very funny bikini girl falls from the trampoline

Spot The Fail Very Funny Wrestling - by Gary Busey

Best Ad Up till now look at the right side bottom - by Pam Anderson

Gr8 Stunt With A Bike ..

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اضغط هنا لموجز و آخر انباء مصر فى كل المجالات و متابعة الأحداث الساخنة

It is you Very Funny Short Story

اضغط هنا لموجز و آخر انباء مصر فى كل المجالات و متابعة الأحداث الساخنة

Who says We Think Different ? Funny Joke

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اضغط هنا لموجز و آخر انباء مصر فى كل المجالات و متابعة الأحداث الساخنة

Read IRISH Funny JOKES

 

 

IRISH JOKES         1. Joe says to Paddy: "Close your curtains the next time you're shagging your wife.  The whole street was watching and laughing at you yesterday."  Paddy says: "Well the joke's on them stupid bastards because I wasn't even at home yesterday."   2. Mick walks into Paddy's barn and catches him dancing naked and playing with himself in front of a tractor..  Mick says, "Oh, no, Paddy, what ya doing?"  Paddy says,  "Well me and Mary haven't been getting on in the bedroom lately & the therapist recommended I do something sexy to attracter.....   3. The Irish have solved their own fuel problems.  They imported 50 million tonnes of sand from the Arabs and they're going to drill for their own oil.   4. Paddy says to Mick - I'm ready for a holiday, only this year I'm going to do it a bit different. 3 years ago I went to Spain and Mary got pregnant. Two years ago I went to Italy and Mary got pregnant. Last year I went to Majorca and Mary got pregnant.  Mick asks - So what are you going to do this year?.  Paddy replies, -  I'll take her with me!   5. Paddy says to Mick,  "Christmas is on a Friday this year".... Mick says "Let's hope it's not the 13th." !!   6. Paddy & Mick find three grenades, so they take them to a police station.  Mick:  "What if one explodes before we get there?"  Paddy: "We'll lie and say we only found two.!!"   7. Paddy's in the bathroom and Murphy shouts to him.  "Did you find the shampoo?"  Paddy says, "yes but it's for dry hair and I've just wet mine."

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HARD Notice of a company to employees! ( Have You Received )

  HRD Notice of a company to employees! ( Have You Received )

 

HRD Notice of a company to employees!
 
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Dear STAFF,
Please be advised that these are NEW rules and regulations implemented to raise the efficiency of our firm.
*********** 1) TRANSPORTATION :
It is advised that you come to work driving a car according to your salary. a) If we see you driving a Honda, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore you do not need a raise.
b) If you drive a 10 year old car or taking public transportation, we assume you must have lots of savings therefore you do not need a raise.
c) If you drive a Pickup, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.
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2) ANNUAL LEAVE :
Each employee will receive 104 Annual Leave days a year ( Wow! said 1 employee). - They are called SATURDAYs AND SUNDAYs. *********** 3) LUNCH BREAK : a) Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch as they need to eat more so that they can look healthy.
b) Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure. c) Fat people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim Fast and take a diet pill.
*********** 4) SICK DAYS : We will no longer accept a doctor Medical Cert as proof of sickness. - If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.
*********** 5) SURGERY : As long as you are an employee here, you need all your organs. - You should not consider removing anything. We hired you intact.
- To have something removed constitutes a breach of employment. *********** 6) INTERNET USAGE : All personal Internet usage will be recorded and charges will be deducted from your bonus (if any) and if we decide not to give you any, charges
will be deducted from your salary. - Important Note: Charges applicable as Rs.20 per minute as we have 10MB connection. Just for information, 73% of staff will not be entitled to any salary for next 3 months as their Internet charges have exceeded their 3 months salary.
Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplation, consternation and input should be directed somewhere else.
Best Regards , HRD ***********
 
      

Bear is My Friend ( Unusual Friendship )

  Bear My Friend ( Unusual Friendship )

 

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Middle East Girls can do duck lips also

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اضغط هنا لموجز و آخر انباء مصر فى كل المجالات و متابعة الأحداث الساخنة

Female Bodies Shapes and Figures by images

اضغط هنا لموجز و آخر انباء مصر فى كل المجالات و متابعة الأحداث الساخنة

Beautiful Kissing Cats

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اضغط هنا لموجز و آخر انباء مصر فى كل المجالات و متابعة الأحداث الساخنة

Some Quotes which I believe in

Some Quotes which I believe in

 

 

 

Failing to plan is planning to fail.

 

Winners don't do different things, they do things differently.

 

Learn the wisdom of compromise, for it is better to bend a little than to break.

 

Time management is life management so guard your time with great care

 

You must discover that which makes us unique.

 

We must become the change we want to see. --Mahatma Gandhi

 

"If you do everything with the feeling of happiness, there will be no task too difficult to perform."

 

Keep track of what you do, there is someone surely to ask.

 

Know more than other, work more than others, expect less than others. (Three keys to success)

 

Don't compare yourself with someone else, if you do so, you are insulting yourself.

 

If someone feels that they have never made mistake in their life this means they never tried new things in the life

 

Everyone thinks to change the world but no one thinks to change himself/herself.

 

You are today where your thoughts have brought you;  you will be tomorrow where your thoughts take you. (James Allen)

 

Any task we approach with a negative attitude is already half lost.

 

The impossible can always be broken down into possibilities

 

If you always do your best you will be free from regrets

 

Know Your G.P.M. (Goal + Plan + Measurements) - Goal: what do u want to do. Plan: how you are going to do. Measurement: what to measure when.

 

A thousand disappointments in the past cannot equal the power of one positive action right now. Go ahead and go for it.

 

If you've previously told yourself that it can't be done, this is the moment to change your assumption. When you can dream it, imagine it and visualize it, you can do it.

 

Instead of making excuses, make some progress. Instead of looking back with regret, step forward with enthusiasm.

 

If you focus too much on the past, you'll be held back by limitations that may no longer even exist. Instead, look forward with positive expectation, and you'll find yourself quickly moving in a forward direction.

 

Believing everybody is dangerous; believing nobody is very dangerous.

 

"The quality of our thoughts determines our own personal degree of happiness."

 

If you cannot bite, never show your teeth.

 

Those who think it can not be done must get out of the way of those who think it can be done!

 

I don't need luck I have skills.

 

"To have fear means, that I am danger to myself as well as to others."

Do you know ? - Very Special Strange informations

Do you know?

 

 

 

If you are right handed, you will tend to chew your food on the right side of your mouth. If you are left handed, you will tend to chew your food on the left side of your mouth.

 

To make half a kilo of honey, bees must collect nectar from over 2 million individual flowers

 

Heroin is the brand name of morphine once marketed by 'Bayer'.

 

Communications giant Nokia was founded in 1865 as a wood-pulp mill by Fredrik Idestam.

 

Tourists visiting Iceland should know that tipping at a restaurant is considered an insult!

 

People in nudist colonies play volleyball more than any other sport.

 

Albert Einstein was offered the presidency of Israel in 1952, but he declined.

 

Astronauts can't belch - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in their stomachs.

 

Ancient Roman, Chinese and German societies often used urine as mouthwash.

 

The average person who stops smoking requires one hour less sleep a night.

 

The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows. In the Renaissance era, it was fashion to shave them off!

 

Because of the speed at which Earth moves around the Sun, it is impossible for a solar eclipse to last more than 7 minutes and 58 seconds.

 

The night of January 20 is "Saint Agnes's Eve", which is regarded as a time when a young woman dreams of her future husband.

 

There are over 25 million bubbles waiting to burst out of each bottle of Champagne

 

Google is actually the common name for a number with a million zeros

 

It takes glass one million years to decompose, which means it never wears out and can be recycled an infinite amount of times!

 

The heat of peppers is rated on the Scoville scale

 

Gold is the only metal that doesn't rust, even if it's buried in the ground for thousands of years

 

Your tongue is the only muscle in your body that is attached at only one end

 

If you stop getting thirsty, you need to drink more water. When a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off.

 

Each year 2,000,000 smokers either quit smoking or die of tobacco-related diseases.

Marketing Concepts Examples for MBA Students

 

 

 

A Professor Explained Marketing to MBA Students

 

1. You see gorgeous girl in party, you go to her & say I am rich marry me - That's – Direct Marketing.

 

2. You attend party & your friend goes to a girl & pointing at you tells her. He' is very rich, marry him - That's Advertising.

 

3. Girl walks to you & says u are rich, can u marry me? - "That's Brand Recognition"

 

4. You say I m very rich marry me & she slaps you - "That's Customer Feedback"

 

5. You say I m very rich marry me & she introduces you to her husband - "That's Demand & Supply Gap"

 

6. Before you say I m rich, marry me, you wife arrives - That's Restriction from Entering New Market.

Thought for the Day !!

 

 

Instead of protecting your Ego and Losing the relationship,

Lose your Ego and protect  the relationship..

 

Retired husband Joke - Short Story

 

 

 

 

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target.

 

Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse.

 

Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Target:

 

Dear Mrs. Harris,

 

Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Harris, are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras:

 

1. June 15: He took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking.

 

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

 

3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.

 

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away'. This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose time and costing the company money.

 

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway.

 

6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

 

7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department to which twenty children obliged.

 

8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' EMTs were called.

 

9.. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.

 

10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.

 

11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the ' Mission Impossible' theme.

 

12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look' by using different sizes of funnels.

 

13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'

 

14. October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'

 

And last, but not least:

 

15. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.' One of the clerks passed out.