( FUNNY HUMOR ) Bathroom graffiti

Bathroom graffiti       Bathroom graffiti # 1 ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ Here I lie in stinky vapor,   Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,   Shall I lie, or shall I linger, Or shall I be forced to use my finger. Bathroom graffiti # 2 ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ Here I sit What a caper I have to shit But I'm out of paper Bathroom graffiti # 3 ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ Here I sit Broken hearted Tried to shit But only farted Bathroom graffiti # 4 ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ You're lucky You had your chance I tried to fart, And shit my pants! Bathroom graffiti # 5 ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ I came here To shit and stink, But all I do Is sit and think. Bathroom graffiti # 6 ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ Some come here to sit and think, Some come here to shit and stink, But I come here to scratch my balls, And read the bullshit on the walls...   ............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......