Most Lovingly ( nOn-veg sms )

Most Lovingly       I love you in blue. I love you in red   but tell you the  truth I love you most in bed.   ............ ......... ......... ......... ......   Q: "chhatri aur chhokri mein kya farq hain?"   A: "chhatri ko button dabakar kholna padta hain aur chhokri ko button kholkar dabana padta hain"   ............ ......... ......... ......... ......   A man to his wife: How u pregnant without me?   Wife: I am praying ur ID photo daily.   Man: Chutiya banati haiphoto to passport size haisamaan kaha hai?   ............ ......... ......... ......... ......   A man used to have sex with his wife using milk as lubricant.   Later she was rushed to hospitalwhen the Doctar came   Out of O.T. said no baby or baba just 1kg MAWA.   ............ ......... ......... ......... ......   More Non-Veg SMS for U !-) ( click on the link below )    modern jatti |  Secret of long life |  vibration mode |  kanjoos  divorce |  Dukha kya ? |  Why are condoms transparent? |  innocent wife ............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ...