Indian tourist .. (joke)

 
Indian tourist ..
 
An Indian tourist walks into a curio shop in San Francisco.
Looking around at the exotica, he notices a very lifelike,
Life-sized bronze statue of a rat. It has no price tag,
But is so striking he decides he must have it.
He takes it to the owner: "How much for the bronze rat?"
"Twelve dollars for the rat, one hundred dollars for the Story,"says the owner.
The tourist gives the man twelve dollars.
"I'll just take the rat, you can keep the story."
As he walks down the street carrying his bronze rat,
He notices that a few real rats crawl out of the alleys
And sewers and begin following him down the street.
This is disconcerting; he begins walking faster.
But within a couple blocks, the herd of rats behind
Him grows to hundreds, and they begin squealing.
He begins to trot toward the Bay, looking around to see
That the rats now numbered in the MILLIONS, and are still
Squealing and coming toward him faster and faster.
Concerned, even scared, he runs to the edge of the Bay
And throws the bronze rat...
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