Funniest Newspaper ADz

 

funniest newspaper adz       Top 9 Funniest News p aper   Classifieds (Actual excerpts from classified sections of city newspapers)   ************ *   1. Illiterate? Write today for free help. (man....if only I knew A B C....) ************ * 2. Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once; you'll never go anywhere again.                                 (sure...thanx for the warning!) ************ * 3. 3-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred. (in months or years?) ************ * 4. Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated. Come here first. (check it out) ************ * 5. Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children. (howwww sweeeet) ************ * 6. Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel. (wow! A free trip to heaven?) ************ * 7. Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it. (uh...huh!) ************ * 8. Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink. (hey....who taught cows the bad habit??) ************ * 9. We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand. (nice work) ************ *